Your Wedding Icks
A couple of weeks ago I ran a question box looking for people’s wedding ‘icks’. Well the response was off the wall and some of the icks that came through were some of the most ruthless i’ve ever witnessed!! Overall, it was all a bit of fun and one persons ick is not everyones ick. Upon reflection, im pretty sure my whole wedding was an ick judging by this lot! Anyway gang, take this with a pinch of salt and enjoy your wedding planning. Here are the top icks that you sent through. For the full list, visit my instagram highlight named ‘Wedding Icks’.
- Taking the garter off in front of everyone and even worse when its removed by mouth
- Messages on the soles of grooms shoes
- Chair covers
- Cringe over-staged wedding pictures
- Bride and groom really going at it / ‘shifting’ in front of everyone
- People commenting that you’ll have to get cracking on baby making now that you’re married
- People wanting to know every detail about your wedding including the costs
- No choice of main meal
- People attending ‘examining’ your wedding
- Paper menus with a picture of the bride and groom on it
- Over choreographed dance routines / first dances
- Fur shawls
- The line ‘Today I marry my best friend’
- County colour themed weddings
- Cake toppers where the groom is bring dragged along by the bride
- Leaving the shop tags on the shoes
- Speeches being sang
- Throwing the bouquet
- Full bridal party entrance dance
- Lads pulling up the legs of their trousers and putting their ties on their heads during ACDC set
- Cringing photos with all of the bridal party jumping
- Oul lads at the bar talking about who died
- Rock the boat
- Fake crying through speeches
- Wagon wheel being played
- Trio of deserts
- Table cloths with wrinkles
- Elevated top tables
- Neon lighting in the ballroom
- Brides doing sexy dances for their groom
- Clowns
- Other guests proposing or announcing pregnancies
- When the speech sweepstake winner doesn’t buy a round of shots
- People interfering with the table plan
The list went on and on! What a ruthless bunch you all are! I still haven’t gotten over the Trio of Desserts myself….how on earth is this an ick!! Anyway, you certainly can’t please everyone so best to just work on pleasing yourselves!
Enjoy
